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Syntax & Sarcasm — Syntax Apothecary Heavyweight Graphic T-Shirt

$30.94

Step into the strange little laboratory where code, chaos, and caffeine-powered brilliance collide.

The Syntax Apothecary Heavyweight Tee is made for the prompt tinkerers, bug hunters, AI wranglers, late-night coders, and beautifully sarcastic problem solvers who know that every broken output usually needs one thing: better context.

Featuring a glowing cyan apothecary bottle filled with cascading binary code, ornate Victorian filigree, and vintage medicine-label styling, this design looks like it was brewed in a back-alley lab for curing prompt malfunctions, logic errors, and vague instructions.

Printed on a heavyweight t-shirt, it has a stronger, more premium feel than your average tee — sturdy, bold, and built for everyday wear. Whether you’re debugging code, building AI workflows, arguing with a chatbot, or simply letting the world know your syntax comes with sarcasm, this one does the talking for you.

Syntax & Sarcasm — curing prompt malfunctions one questionable instruction at a time.

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Syntax & Sarcasm — Syntax Apothecary Heavyweight Graphic T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

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B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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