Syntax & Sarcasm Hydration Protocol Stainless Steel Water Bottle
For coders, prompt wranglers, AI builders, and beautifully tired developers who occasionally remember that caffeine is not technically hydration.
The Syntax & Sarcasm Hydration Protocol Stainless Steel Water Bottle features a wide Victorian steampunk-inspired design with glowing cyan liquid, brass pipework, ornate vintage lettering, and sarcastic tech humour made for anyone running on questionable liquid decisions.
Perfect for desk setups, coding sessions, AI experiments, long workdays, gym bags, commutes, and those rare responsible moments when you decide to refill and retry.
Keeping coders functional through questionable liquid decisions.
More details
- High-grade stainless steel
- 17 oz (500 ml)
- Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
- Vacuum flask
- Screw on
- Double-wall construction
- Bowling pin shape
- Glossy finish
- Odorless and leak-proof cap
- Insulated and suitable for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
- Hand-wash only
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Syntax & Sarcasm | Coding T-Shirts & Tech Accessories
- Email: contact@support.syntax-sarcasm.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
Additional information: This product is made for adults. Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell. Hand-wash only. Meets the lead, cadmium, heavy metal, aromatic amines and BPA level requirements.2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
17 oz (500 ml)
Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Syntax & Sarcasm Hydration Protocol Stainless Steel Water Bottle Size Guide
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