Syntax & Sarcasm Requirements Archaeology Cotton Heritage Premium Sweatshirt
Welcome to The Requirements Archaeology Society — where vague specs are buried in ancient sprint fragments, context is missing, and someone confidently estimated the whole thing at two hours.
This Syntax & Sarcasm Cotton Heritage Premium Sweatshirt features a chaotic Victorian-inspired tech design with a sarcastic raccoon archaeologist, glowing cyan circuitry, bug tickets, legacy requirement tablets, “404 Context Not Found” energy, and plenty of developer humour for coders, prompt wranglers, AI builders, project survivors, and beautifully tired teams.
Soft, premium, and easy to layer, this sweatshirt is perfect for workdays, coffee runs, late-night debugging, planning sessions, and those moments when you’re digging through nonsense trying to find what the client actually meant.
For anyone digging for clarity in layers of nonsense.
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Syntax & Sarcasm | Coding T-Shirts & Tech Accessories
- Email: contact@support.syntax-sarcasm.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Syntax & Sarcasm Requirements Archaeology Cotton Heritage Premium Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|
