Syntax & Sarcasm Dashboard Whisperer Heavyweight Premium T-Shirt
Welcome to The Dashboard Whisperer — where random buttons become strategy, settings are unknown, tabs are breeding, and every chart is technically saying something… probably.
This Syntax & Sarcasm heavyweight premium t-shirt features a chaotic Victorian control-room design packed with glowing cyan dashboards, mysterious toggles, questionable metrics, overcomplicated panels, and beautifully sarcastic tech humour for coders, operators, data wranglers, AI builders, product people, and professional button clickers.
Made on a heavyweight premium tee, it has a sturdy, quality feel built for everyday wear, dashboard emergencies, analytics spirals, product meetings, late-night fixes, and those moments when someone asks, “Can we just make the numbers look clearer?”
For the brave souls turning random buttons into strategy.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Syntax & Sarcasm | Coding T-Shirts & Tech Accessories
- Email: contact@support.syntax-sarcasm.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Syntax & Sarcasm Dashboard Whisperer Heavyweight Premium T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
